As read on The SpeakEasy Cafe 1/3/08
T’was The SpeakEasy Before Christmas
‘Twas the SpeakEasy before Christmas, when all through the network,
Not a soul could be heard, not even the host;
the switchboard was ready and set up with care,
In hopes that Moody Black soon would be there;
the listeners were nestled all snug in their threads
While visions of the Sound of Ink danced in their heads
And Nyla out west, Saint in SC, and I buried in snow,
Had just settled down for a lovely winter’s show,
When into my ears there arose no chatter,
I sat there stunned, not knowing what was the matter.
To the keyboard I flew, asking of Saint,
What’s going on? Right this ain’t.
The moon on the crest of the new-fallen snow
Gave the luster of mid-day to my yard out the window,
When into my wondering eyes’ sight would come in,
But a miniature creature, known as a gremlin,
The tiny little bugger, so lively and slick,
I knew in a moment this must be fixed quick.
But more rapid than eagles our saviors they came,
And we hoped, and prayed, and called them by name:
Now, Rayne! now, Saint! please help us, please!
On, Saint! on Rayne! save us from this little sleeze!
To log in anew! to refresh the switchboard!
Rayne lash away! lash away! show it who is lord!
And then, with a twinkling, I heard on the air
The sweet voice of Nyla, which was now with us here.
As I drew in my breathe, and the show did begin,
Down came my heartrate, and the sound of ink was in.
But the gremlin was up to mischief, from his head to his toe,
And Nyla was soon gone, leaving me alone on the show;
A bundle of wires he had flung over his back,
with what looked like a server, sticking out of his pack.
His eyes — how they twinkled! his sneer how scary!
His plan was to ruin, but ours was the contrary!
His ugly little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
But that quickly disappeared when he realized there was still a show;
The sound of ink had escaped from his teeth,
And the poetry it encircled his head like a wreath;
It was Kicking Bear on the line with two scores of workers on break,
The gremlin he shook, and off he did take.
Soon Nyla was back, her right lovely self,
And laughing as I soon saw this, the gremlin was being eaten by an elf;
And a wink of its eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know we had nothing else to dread;
The word it was spoken, we went straight to his work,
And filled all the minds; and savored every quirk,
Soon it was time for Moody Black, as he was on the phone,
And we were dazzled, as his light brightly shone;
And when it was over, we had quite a laugh,
It had after all, been a rough night for the staff.
But we were all heard to exclaim, as our ink faded from sight,
“HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT.”
Copyright ©2008 Michael Egidio Quigg